WHO ARE THESE LEGAL EAGLES WRITING ALL THAT 6-POINT GIBBERISH?
THE HUMAN RACE
WHO ARE THESE FACELESS STRANGERS WITH THEIR CONFUSING LEGALESE?
I’m tired of faceless lawyers
screwing with my head.
Who are all these loophole aces
that make my flesh turn red?
These shadows who twist the law
for clients and the like,
is it any wonder that
their acts kindle spite.
They earn a lot of loot
creating forms of poverty.
They’ll take your house,
your car — your chastity.
Don’t they give a damn
turning cupboards bare?
These money-hungry sharks
write statutes with such flair.
When you sign a document
set in six-point type,
don’t you ever wonder:
“Who’s screwing with my life?”
Some of these unethicals
swarm like locusts in flight.
They distort the truth
convinced they’re doing right.
– Boots LeBaron –
the party of the first part, insomuch as that party has obtained the rights in perpetuity, without limiting the forgoing or waiving any future rights, enjoyed this